So John McCain has gone all wobbly-legged and won't debate Obama now. If he doesn't show up Friday, I want that guy from SNL who impersonates McCain to be invited to give McCain’s answers. That would be great. Here’s a sample.
Moderator: Senator Obama, what is at stake in this economic crisis?
Obama: It's been four decades since Bobby Kennedy crouched in a shack along the Mississippi Delta and looked into the wide, listless eyes of a hungry child. Again and again he tried to talk to this child, but each time his efforts were met with only a blank stare of desperation. And when Kennedy turned to the reporters traveling with him, with tears in his eyes he asked a single question about poverty in
Moderator: Senator McCain?
Darryl Hammonds as John McCain: I drive a Maverick. It’s an awful car. And rusty. It’s that color of yellow orange that
Moderator: But that’s clearly not true.
Darryl Hammonds as John McCain: I was a POW. I was in a North Vietnamese prison camp. One day I was in the prison yard and a North Vietnamese guard—we called them gooks or slants—came up to me and drew an image of a dollar sign at our feet with the bayonet at the end of his rifle. For a moment, we were just two guys who wanted a little money in our pockets so we could buy some whores. I’ll never forget that moment. Even though it never happened.
Moderator: Uh.......
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