Thursday, September 25, 2008

Okay, debate among yourselves

So John McCain has gone all wobbly-legged and won't debate Obama now. If he doesn't show up Friday, I want that guy from SNL who impersonates McCain to be invited to give McCain’s answers. That would be great. Here’s a sample.

Moderator: Senator Obama, what is at stake in this economic crisis?

Obama: It's been four decades since Bobby Kennedy crouched in a shack along the Mississippi Delta and looked into the wide, listless eyes of a hungry child. Again and again he tried to talk to this child, but each time his efforts were met with only a blank stare of desperation. And when Kennedy turned to the reporters traveling with him, with tears in his eyes he asked a single question about poverty in America: "How can a country like this allow it?" This question is still relevant today. While Wall Street executives are cashing out and walking away with a government financed $700 billion bailout—which could in fact prove to be a $1 trillion hit on taxpayers in the end—we see children without health insurance, and families being thrown out of their homes. And then, to add insult to injury, we find Republicans are deliberately working to strip voters who have been forced to relocate because they have lost their homes of their right to vote. Targeting these voters in their efforts to disenfranchise millions of voters in the hard-hit Midwest. Like Bobby Kennedy I ask: “How can a country like this allow it?”

Moderator: Senator McCain?

Darryl Hammonds as John McCain: I drive a Maverick. It’s an awful car. And rusty. It’s that color of yellow orange that U.S. car makers loved in the 70’s. They made Gremlins that color too. But I don’t have a Gremlin. I have a Maverick. Like me. I’m a maverick. I’m not a gremlin. I’m a little rusty too. You know Gremlins were made by AMC, that old U.S. car company that went out of business. Mitt Romney’s dad ran that company. And, my friends, Mitt Romney told me: Our economy is on the move and we are creating thousands of new jobs, but we need to keep our foot on the gas pedal.

Moderator: But that’s clearly not true.

Darryl Hammonds as John McCain: I was a POW. I was in a North Vietnamese prison camp. One day I was in the prison yard and a North Vietnamese guard—we called them gooks or slants—came up to me and drew an image of a dollar sign at our feet with the bayonet at the end of his rifle. For a moment, we were just two guys who wanted a little money in our pockets so we could buy some whores. I’ll never forget that moment. Even though it never happened.

Moderator: Uh.......

Friday, September 19, 2008

One nation, divisible

By now, the Republican strategy for this November's election is clearly mapped out and, not surprisingly, resembles the strategies Republicans have relied on for the last decade. The goal is to divide and subdivide America into demographic camps, and employ differences - in cultural backgrounds, in religious persuasion, in race and national origin, and in sexual identity and orientation - to construct "us versus them" dichotomies. The hard-working, down-to-earth values of small-town voters are celebrated, while urbanites are portrayed as lazy or "elitist" and (according to Rudy Giuliani) "cosmopolitan."* The enormous complexity of religious belief is reduced to a distinction between "Christians" and everyone else. And our historical tradition of "melting pot" nationalism, or multi-cultural "mosaic" nationalism, where a single people is assembled out of the many, many cultural communities that make up the vast population of America, is discarded, replaced with a much older, and more restrictive definition of citizenship, which extends full membership in the collectivity only to those who are "white Christians."

This strategy - divide and conquer - aims at assembling just enough votes in the right selection of states to put the Republican nominee over the threshold in the Electoral College. The two principle tactics - culture war rhetoric and vote caging - work in parallel, to mobilize a wave of voters who feel their "values" and "traditions" are under attack, while obliterating as many Democrat-leaning voters (African American, Latinos, the unemployed, and, new this year, those who have lost their homes in foreclosures) as possible.

This practice of dumping registered voters from the registration lists - because they moved or can't be located - is a tactic Republicans have used for a generation. Republican operatives send mail to targeted neighborhoods where the majority of voters are Democrats. When a letter is returned as undeliverable, perhaps because the resident has moved, or maybe because the address was wrong, or the post office made a mistake, the local Republican party (or, in some cases, public officials) records the voter's name, and adds it to a list they deliver to the local election board, asking to have the voter removed from the system. The justification they use - that they are fighting vote fraud by catching people who aren't properly registered - seems plausible enough to make the practice seem valid. But all evidence points to the contrary. Improperly registered voters, or voters who vote multiple times because they are registered in multiple jurisdictions, or voters impersonating registered voters who have moved or passed away don't make any difference in electoral outcomes. Other related practices - sending misinformation about the hours polls are open; sending information about how to register, after registration deadlines have passed, to mislead registered voters into thinking they aren't registered; requiring ID's to vote, when it is disproportionately likely that the poor, the unemployed, and recent immigrants won't have ID's - aim to do the same thing, restrict turnout among voters likely to vote for Democrats.

All of this is distressing not only because it makes it less likely that Democrats will win, but because it undermines cherished hopes for our society and democratic processes. The ideal of the American "nation" has always had at its core the belief that it isn't common blood that joins us (although White supremacists might argue otherwise), or even a common language (although those campaigning to make English our official language might disagree), but a shared commitment to defend a common homeland, and to preserve an institutionalized tradition of representative democracy, and to contribute to a two- to three-hundred year-old national narrative. This idea that Republicans are offering, that Americans - true Americans - look a certain way, and speak a certain language, and worship a particular God, is a betrayal of this tradition. I'm not a utopianist, I know the reality was never as comfortable as the image I sketch out. African Americans were denied full citizenship and equal voting rights, Japanese Americans were gathered up and held in camps, many other groups have been targeted or marginalized. But these violations of civil rights - these efforts to exclude entire groups of citizens from the full protection of our laws - were later acknowledged and, if not remedied, became inserted into our national narrative as regretable chapters, stumbles in our collective pilgrimage toward a freer and more equal society.

The efforts to disenfranchise voters are, similarly, a step backward. It is a reversal of a generations long effort to guarantee the vote to women, and Blacks, and immigrants, through law, and the power of the courts, and the elimination of barriers, like poll taxes, and literacy tests, and other obstacles.

In order to win an election, despite their comprehensive failure to offer anything resembling good government, Republicans deliberately dismantle institutions and practices designed to preserve a place for the most vulnerable in our national life, and they roll back accomplishments in expanding voting rights. In the process, they thumb their noses at those who sacrificed their lives to secure these advancements and defend these institutions.

* Note: "cosmopolitan" is designed to suggest "probably gay and from somewhere else."

Saturday, September 13, 2008

The czarina

Sarah Palin can see Russia from her back porch. Maybe that's how she became gun-tottin', holy-roller Catherine the Great of the 21st Century. Several days ago I posted a brief essay on what bothered me about Sarah Palin - I mean, the thing that bothered me the most about Sarah Palin. What I said was that we should be disturbed that this little dictator rolled into her small town - her meaningless little suburban spot on the frozen landscape - and shoved abortion and God into a campaign where neither of those things belonged, and then, when she won, fired everyone she thought was disloyal. She continued this pattern of dismissive governance as governor. Now, the New York Times broadens the story. We now know she hired friends without relevant experience and gave them high paying jobs for which they were not qualified. She concealed scientific findings paid for by taxpayers because the results would upset the people she really served, the oil companies who didn't want a finding that global warming was killing off polar bears made public.

Doesn't all of this - the disdain for truth and transparency, the contempt for science, the dismissal of any sense that government should serve public purposes, and the use of government payrolls to hire unqualified friends and political allies - sound remarkably like the past eight years. How could anyone dismayed by the Bush record - the drafting of energy policy by the oil companies in secret meetings, the dismissal of intelligence that didn't square with their needs, the hiring of horse-show CEOs to run crucial agencies - vote for John McCain and Palin?

And for all those women I see on TV saying they'll vote for McCain because Palin is "just like them," I say: she's not. She is the girl these women remember from high school, the one who was popular but mean. She's the evil coniving boss everyone hates. The rat who gets what she wants by manipulation and lies, and then shit cans others who earned their positions through effort and preparation. She's not the American dream, she's the hateful executive who axes good people on a whim, condemning those she fires to a nightmare of uncertainty and unpaid bills.

Thursday, September 4, 2008

Is this blog Rolling Stone or something? I mean, geez!


OK. So my main affection - rock and roll - or rather, my 2nd ranked affection, behind my family, has overtaken common sense and discretion. This is my second rock and roll themed posting in quick succession. Well, not really, since I didn't post during the long period between when Obama locked up the nomination and yesterday's Sarah Palin inspired finger wagging. But still, my point is, this is another posting linked to a song I love.

Joel R.L. Phelps was in the band Silkworm when that well-loved band first made its debut. Then he went solo. I guess that makes him a maverick. I listen to his Blackbird album all the time, and the song I like best on it is a cover of a song by the Comsat Angels called Lost Continent. Damn is that recording great. It builds from a quiet intro featuring just the drums, then soars in a non-anthemic way that makes the song feel cautiously hopeful, but not triumphant, the way, say, arena-designed stuff might. It feels fragile, yet has enough bounce to make you believe that the uncertain hope isn't misplaced.

You know where this is going. Like Fourth of July by X, it makes me think of this moment in our collective political life, where the Obama candidacy opens up a chance to hope for something bigger, wonderful, and transformative. Here are the lyrics, with the chorus removed because, I admit, it is nothing but corny rock and roll poetry. But, it works for me.

Lost Continent
Don't say you've seen and heard it all before
That all of this is nothing new
Don't try and tell me that I am off course
I'm looking for the same thing as you
There's something here that I don't understand
you search for signs like some crusade
when one seems to point to that promised land
why do you always turn away
You say you think you'd better let it go
you don't take chances anymore
if you don't take it you may never know
what it's like to be walking on that shore

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Cronies and the Imperial Mayor

Here's the problem with Sarah Palin. It's not her politics, although those are wrong. It's not her lack of meaningful experience, although it is jaw-dropping how unready she is. The greatest difficulty, for me, is that she practices the same politics of cronyism and corruption and bait and switch and division and deception that George Bush has practiced for eight years. When she first ran to become mayor of Wasilla, she sought to paint her opponent as a poor candidate, because he wasn't a born again Christian, and put her opposition to abortion and support for gun rights at the center of the campaign. Keep in mind, this was for a job where those issues were irrelevant to the responsibilities of the office. She brought them up to divide people and distract them.

When the town librarian wouldn't take some books off the shelf because Palin objected to them, she fired her (although public outrage led her to be rehired). She also fired the town's police chief because he had been a loyal supporter of the previous mayor. These loyalty tests, and the tendency to inject politics into aspects of governmental affairs that had never previously been politicized, echo the last eight years in Washington.